pinch my grandma with a crowbar

I think you’re insane but give me head

Hot Girl: wiggles her toes in his face
Boy: damn ur hot but crazy, pinch my grandma with a crowbar?

by Prince c4spian December 6, 2022

Parmesan Pinch

A variation of the timeless sexual shenanigans act of 2 in the pink 1 in the stink, but using the thumb and forefinger paired with the pinky; as opposed to the traditional forefinger/middle finger with pinky. Also known as the Sicilian Squeeze. Also known as Giuseppe’s Curtain Call.

If you’re dating an Italian girl

and can’t afford an engagement ring you could instead use the Parmesan Pinch. She’ll say yes faster than a chef says “that’s a spicy meatball!” right after he realizes the meatball he cooked is slightly spicer than he was anticipating.

by *Ryan September 13, 2025

PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!

“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”

by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020

Pinch Mud

Defication. Pooping. Bowl movement.

Welp... Taco bell hit, time to the bathroom and pinch mud.

by Stealth4002 December 23, 2025

2 finger pinch

When a man’s penis is so small, he needs to stroke it with two fingers. 🤏

girl: dude did you see that video of the kid in the locker room?
friend: yes bro his dick was so small and he was doing the 2 finger pinch!

by 2fingerpincher July 21, 2025

The Putang Pinch

When your girl squeezes her legs together while still upon the peen, pinching your dick with the force of one thousand African elephants

Chad: yo my girl did the putang pinch on me last night and I’m still sore
Derrick: man that happened to me years ago and I haven’t walked since

by Heinz Doofinshmirtz June 29, 2019

pinche calle

is a dude who came out of no where and turns up everywhere .
he seems cool at first but theres something about him that just isnt right. something that keeps you from giving away trade secrets or trusting him completely.

word on the street is that pinche calle is a informant for the man.
so watch your back.

by perry mackey September 29, 2018