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phone shot

Similar to phone sex but involving alcohol instead.

Especially helpful when one partner is without a source of alcohol or engaged in an activity that prohibits the consumption of alcohol.
"I just got on the highway and I had such a crappy day at work, I need you to pour me a phone shot right now and drink it while I tell you about it! That's it! Yeah, one more cube of ice and just a tad more lime baby! You know the way I like it!"
by gfrancetto November 25, 2007
mugGet the phone shotmug.

phone rape

when someone unwillingly and reluctantly gives someone else their phone number because they were forced to agressively, they were emotionally manipulated or they felt sorry for them.
guy: i got this girl's number!!!
mate: you blatently phone raped her.
by 2up2down:) August 3, 2010
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creep phone

A phone that an unfaithful man would use just for other girls that he's seeing on the side
The mans second phone that he should keep hidden from his girlfriend/wife/w.e
Bill: "Damn son my baby found my creep phone"
Nate: "Oh shit, you got caught?"
Bill: "Nah, I said it was yours"
by Brick $quuud November 5, 2010
mugGet the creep phonemug.

Phone gap

The larger than normal space left between cars in traffic by drivers using their smart phones.
The line at the drive thru was wrapped around the building because of all the phone gaps.
by Aeroscout February 11, 2023
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phone-bot

The robotic voice that answers the phone and delivers a very obtuse voice menu in which none of the options deal with the problem you are calling in regards to.
Sally calls the big corporation bank to ask about an issue with her account and a mechanical voice {the phone-bot}answers the phone saying "please listen carefully as our menu options have changed"
by Jypcie February 6, 2009
mugGet the phone-botmug.

Phone Job

When a girl figuratively sucks your dick over the phone by using words that cause you to climax.
Ex. Hallie was so impressed by John's guitar that she gave him a phone job.
by Sakura Clicker February 2, 2018
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Buxton's Phone

The imaginary phone you have with you when you forget your real phone.

Buxton's Phone is created each time reach for your phone despite the fact it's not with you. It vanishes the moment reality returns you to its terrible clutches. It is extremely lightweight, portable, undetectable by any modern technology, and waterproof, but unfortunately not compatible with any carrier or battery charger.
Bobby repeatedly reached for his Buxton's Phone every minute for two hours after leaving his real phone in his "sexy pants".
by The Great Bozahn November 2, 2011
mugGet the Buxton's Phonemug.

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