philangeherps

Noun: The bacteria and stench left by a musty broad after doing the act.

Bro I got her philangeherps all over me.

by thenewshiakespare November 29, 2022

Philadelphia Hot Pocket

When you take a shit in a girl's pussy & then jam it in with your dick.

Ted: "Aye! Last night was wild af man!"

Garrett: "why? What you get into?"
Ted: "met some boopin' ass bitch, who took me back to her crib. You wouldn't believe it but I gave her a Philadelphia Hot Pocket!!".

by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022

philadelphilia

the sexual attraction to the state of philadelphia

my friend likes philadelphilia.

by ChaosBaguette_ January 3, 2023

philadelphilia

the sexual attraction to the state of philadelphia

my friend likes philadelphilia.

by ChaosBaguette_ January 3, 2023

Philanthroder

Someone who is a philander and a philanthropist

"Dude, Jeffery Epstein is the literal definition of a philanthroder!"

by Lillith36145 January 8, 2023

philaundering

Refers to one of two despicable actions regarding illicit affairs:
(1) taking steps to make said dallying --- or an unexpected "result"; i.e. one or more offspring --- seem proper and correct, or

(2) indulging in a little nooky-wooky with one or more fellow customers in a room full of coin-operated Maytags, Whirlpools, and Speed Queens.

If you accidentally conceive a child by "doing it" while "doing" your wash, you may need to enlist someone with savvy diplomacy to perform a little philaundering for you, and thus avoid a public scandal.

by QuacksO January 30, 2023

Philadelphia Lifeguard

(n) someone who probably isn't qualified to do the job and only got it because no one else would do it.

Person 1. "This schmuck doesn't know what he's doing."
Person 2. "He must be a Philadelphia Lifeguard"

by tacobodyparts February 9, 2023