by squigglysquirrels99 October 17, 2019
Get the when the corn is past it’s primemug. by Pineapple Snapper March 1, 2018
Get the Baby Pastemug. "Ayo the pizza here."
*runs downstairs and trips*
"OH NIGGA"
*yelling in pain as I fall down the stairs*
" augh my ears burn"
Then, he’s gonna take you back to the past and he’ll order you to never order a pizza again from your consequences…
*runs downstairs and trips*
"OH NIGGA"
*yelling in pain as I fall down the stairs*
" augh my ears burn"
Then, he’s gonna take you back to the past and he’ll order you to never order a pizza again from your consequences…
by TheFuckinNerd February 22, 2022
Get the He’s gonna take you back to the pastmug. a wonderful paste that simply gets applied to the shaft of the penis and testicles. This groundbreaking formula was founded by UNCLE PHIL, otherwise known as PHIL PUBIC. The formula has proven to increase ball circumference by at least 4 inches, also it has proven to increase penis length by 12-18 inches
by Greasy Ball Guy February 24, 2020
Get the Pubic Penis Pastemug. by Socksssss March 3, 2023
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Get the Nothing gets past my bowmug. Definition:
A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.
Signature Behaviors:
Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006
Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him
Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls
Gets mad when women don’t flirt back
Believes showering is optional but sex is a right
Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)
Symptoms Include:
Thinking his penis still has a fan base
Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you
Bragging about sex he’s not having
Fearing accountability more than jail
How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.
Signature Behaviors:
Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006
Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him
Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls
Gets mad when women don’t flirt back
Believes showering is optional but sex is a right
Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)
Symptoms Include:
Thinking his penis still has a fan base
Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you
Bragging about sex he’s not having
Fearing accountability more than jail
How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
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“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
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“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”
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“Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
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by Roxx Farron June 6, 2025
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