Pubic Penis Paste

a wonderful paste that simply gets applied to the shaft of the penis and testicles. This groundbreaking formula was founded by UNCLE PHIL, otherwise known as PHIL PUBIC. The formula has proven to increase ball circumference by at least 4 inches, also it has proven to increase penis length by 12-18 inches

Damn bro you been using that Pubic Penis Paste?

by Greasy Ball Guy February 24, 2020

Half Past Fucked Up

When you are drinking and are not blackout drunk but on the verge of becoming blackout, not at the moment but relatively soon.

. “ hey do you wanna go to the bar”… “nah I’m half past fucked up, fuck all that noise”

by Jakeing24 October 1, 2021

Nothing gets past my bow

A blatant dumbass lie by sum monkey called Quincy from BTD6

Are you kidding me? Nothing gets past my bow!
Oh come on!

by Uncorrupt January 22, 2024

Shrimp Pasting

To creampie a girl on her period

“Yo I’m gonna nut in Hannah tonight”
“Isn’t she on her period though?”
“Yeah, I’m shrimp pasting her tonight”

by Ddawg999 September 30, 2021

Baby Paste

The stuff that Kayla makes when she is excited...

Wow, Kayla. You absolutely covered my balls in your baby paste!

by Pineapple Snapper March 1, 2018

Pasteli

Sesame seeds "glued" together with honey and sometimes sugar. Very nutritious and delicious.

"Today I ate a piece of Pasteli" "Oh, you lucky bastard, I run put of it yesterday"

by RiceCumball May 22, 2022

when the corn is past it’s prime

simple, when taylor’s cooch is so far up, you can smell the corn!

hey pooh! look at taylor, that corn is coochie! when the corn is past it’s prime

by squigglysquirrels99 October 17, 2019