Paptastrophe

A but clenching moment which you cant quite hold any longer

I almost made it to the bog! Unfortunately I wasn't quick enough and had a paptastrophe on the staircase.

by R1opa September 21, 2009

Pantasy

When a guy/girl has a fantasy in his/her pants.

Last night I had a pantasy after watching porn. Guys have a pantasy at least twice a day.

by Justin & Jordan January 26, 2009

partai

A.K.A as partay or party, is a social gathering of a group of people with the purpose of having fun.

" I am going to partai with freinds tonight, wanna come, bitch!?!"

by Aydin Salek March 25, 2008

Pastabation

The act of pleasuring ones self with pasta.

NAME was caught in the act of pastabation with the spaghetti before she cooked it.

by chuck norris 556 June 30, 2010

Pantallica

When Jason Newstead played with Pantera in a short concert. They performed the Metallica song "Seek And Destroy"

omg dimebags tone at the pantallica concet was soooo badass

by Cacophony February 23, 2005

Pastard

1. A Pastor that is a Bastard. i.e. PASTARD.

2. Any pastor that tries too hard, is too young or goes door to door trying to convince you that there's an invisible man in the sky that talks to him.

3. All pastors, ministers, preachers, religious solicitors, clergy, people of the 'cloth' and deacons. (and anyone who got an online clergy card and uses it)

Bill: "That church dude really needs to cut his hair. He's a real pastard."

Jesus: "Yeah, it's freaking me out, dude."

Bill: "Woah! Where are your sandals?"

Jesus: "LOL, I think that pastard stole them!"

by NoSandal January 18, 2011

Pastard

It is said of a certain kind of flatmate that, when it comes to cooking, always resorts to the same old, readymade and frustratingly uninspiring pasta dish.

Flatmate 1: Ohh, tonight Rob's making dinner! I'm sure he won't let us down. He really has a gift for cooking.

Flatmate 2: Are you joking?? He's a f*cking pastard!! He always prepares the same bolognese spaghetti using the cheapest pesto sauce in the supermarket!

by A Cracovian flatmate April 21, 2011