face painting

when you are fucking a girl you blow your load on her in a pile so you can dip your mushroom tip in it and use it like a paintbrush to paint the bitch's face, its like a 2nd degree facial.

i gave your mom a good face painting last nite.

by the December 16, 2004

paintchat

similar to oekaki, paintchat is basically an oekaki with a chatroom included. many users are logged on with one huge canvas where artists draw in different corners of the canvas and often leave comments on others' works.

The paintchat was filled with marvelous artwork.

by Jun October 19, 2003

painting my nails

Euphemism for female masturbation originated on the blog max-logic.com.

Most Friday nights I'm at home watching porn and painting my nails

by maxlogicfan August 25, 2011

paint the town

to have a good time.
to go all over the town
to paint it with your body heat.

"hey becca i have to go paint the town"
"oh, thats cool i guess...?!"

by becca and amanda December 12, 2007

paintball

i love paintball and airsoft. Both are the sports of kings and seriously this isnt a forum so stfu, only losers who are ugly care what others think.

paintbal=safe and Godly
airsoft=a little more realistic but just as fun

by Delta-Recon-1 May 2, 2004

Painta 'N Decorata

See (batty boy)
Painta 'N Decoratas are into decorating
preferably the back passage of males, with sperm.

dave is a real painta n decorata!!

by clive sinclair May 29, 2003

Pant Moustache

A hairy moustache poking outside of the pant area.

How was your swim?

It was great except for the old lady in the changing rooms with the fluffy pant moustache. She needs to wax.

by MrsFannyHair April 4, 2011