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Blasian Panic

When a sexy, black stud, with a massive cock inserts foreign matter carlessly up an Asian woman’s pussy, forgetting their petite nature, and causing the woman to momentarily panic and moan in discomfort.
Kim Wong has Blasian Panic after D’Vontay was fingering her, aimed for the clit and went two inches too deep causing Kim to cry and state that she will finish on her own.
by HumpMyAssDaddy November 29, 2023
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Boomer Panic

Coined by a tiktoker, boomer panic is a widely known phenomenon where the older generation is seen to panic or lose their minds when confronted with any amount of stress or confusion.
Cashier: “Oh sorry maam we need you to swipe your card again”
Boomer unaware of how technology works will say/ scream “WHY DONT THIS DAMN THING WORK I WANT YOUR BOSS!! GOD DAMN KIDS CANT DO NOTHIN RIGHT!”

Cashier: “I can not deal with your boomer panic.” *quits retail job*.
by Melina Furter. December 17, 2023
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1v1 panic attack

A feeling you get during a Fortnite solo match, when it's come down to the top 2 players: you, and your opponent. While searching for or fighting your opponent, your hands begin to shake, your heart starts to beat faster, and possibly breathe heavily. Usually, you shouldn't panic during a 1v1, but it gets to you easily. Once you get that feeling, the only way to stop the attack is to finish the game, either you fire your shots accurately, or you take the L like a man.
No matter what, everytime I'm in a top 2 situation, I have a 1v1 Panic Attack.
by SuperDiamond03 October 24, 2018
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Panic Parlay

When your parlay gets absolutely destroyed off rip, so you fire up a second parlay, daring to bet on teams you didn't even know existed.
Bro, Cavs +3 first quarter fucked my parlay already, had to fire up a panic parlay of Kansas -7.5, Kansas K-State Over135, and Montana -2.5. I swear if the Grizzlies fuck me.
by okcbudlight February 25, 2019
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Panic! At The Disco

Shittist band with no talent. Sara Miller stinks.
Yo, you know that Sara hoe... she listens to that shit band Panic! at the disco and genuinely likes it. LOL!
by Girls That Paint March 1, 2019
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Fresh Panic

When one is stunned by something so much, that they get themselves into a panic. However a fresh panic is different in the fact that it involves vegetables in some way.
Terry: oh Pete mate, you’ve got an artichoke hanging out your pocket!

Pete proceeds to get into a fresh panic

Pete: An artichoke? Where?!
by El Georgio December 13, 2018
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Gay panic

A gay person panicing about something small. (In a funny way)
"Their child had a cold, so they started to gay panic."

"The gay boy had a crush on a cute boy, when they locked eyes, the gay boy shot into a gay panic."
by Jaxay June 1, 2018
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