noun: instrument used to administer a paddling to your misbehaving bitch woman when she does not treat her man propery. Generally wood, plastic or leather. A proper paddle should be long enough to reach across both buttocks, and be wide and heavy enough to be clearly heard in the next room even with the door closed.
verb: Process of administering a paddling to a wench who has gotten away with far too much for far too long. The paddling should occur on bare buttocks to have greatest effect and should not stop until said buttocks are quite red (NOT pink!) and hot all over. When the woman starts begging you to stop figure you are about 1/3 done. If the woman does not try to rub the sting away when you are done you have failed to paddle correctly.
verb: Process of administering a paddling to a wench who has gotten away with far too much for far too long. The paddling should occur on bare buttocks to have greatest effect and should not stop until said buttocks are quite red (NOT pink!) and hot all over. When the woman starts begging you to stop figure you are about 1/3 done. If the woman does not try to rub the sting away when you are done you have failed to paddle correctly.
Man, I heard your brother-in-law really paddle his wife last night in the guest room. What a wonderful idea, maybe I can borrow his paddle for tonight. You have not been behaving like a proper wife at all!
Woman, due to your inability to keep on budget we are going to adopt a new household rule. You are going to work out each dollar overspent at the business end of a paddle, at a rate of 10 swats per dollar.
Woman, due to your inability to keep on budget we are going to adopt a new household rule. You are going to work out each dollar overspent at the business end of a paddle, at a rate of 10 swats per dollar.
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Similar to 'motorboating', a person rapidly jostles another's chest area with their face. However, in cases where breasts are too small, unsavory, or the target of the 'boating' is a male with defined pecs or gross 'moobs', this is met with the urge to throw up, cry, or play in traffic.
Similar to 'motorboating', a person rapidly jostles another's chest area with their face. However, in cases where breasts are too small, unsavory, or the target of the 'boating' is a male with defined pecs or gross 'moobs', this is met with the urge to throw up, cry, or play in traffic.
"I went to motorboat Joe's girlfriend but I ended up paddleboating her non-existant tits"
"I think Greg was drunk when he decided to paddleboat fat Steve"
"Chris's pecs were so hard I felt like I was paddleboating two boulders"
"I think Greg was drunk when he decided to paddleboat fat Steve"
"Chris's pecs were so hard I felt like I was paddleboating two boulders"
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