Prime Day

A day that is a total failure. Origin is July 15, 2015, when Amazon.com created a fake holiday advertised to rival Black Friday where it completely over promised and under delivered.

Me: "Man sorry I couldn't make it to your bachelor party - my wife's appendix burst and we were in the hospital all night."
Friend: "You got lucky - it was a total disaster, I got stabbed by the stripper, she stole my wallet and now I have a rash!"
Me: "Prime Day!"
Friend: "Pretty much"

by bodwest August 7, 2015

AWSOMIS PRIME

it is the same as using the word awsome except it its larger than life awsome like optimus prime

guy 1:yo man my girls poontang was awsomis prime

guy 2: bastard

by ckoyrleey August 20, 2008

n00bimus prime

Someone who's the BIGGEST n00b on an MMORPG like Sherwood Dungeon, the biggest festering of little, annoying n00bs on the planet.

(if it's not in "" he/she's not saying it.)
player a: DDDDIIIIIEEEEE!
player b: "fk off, n00bimus prime. i'm a part of the audience, not a ring fighter."
you then run back and forth just to dodge their attacks.
player a: uh? burret dur... durdeh dur... huh??
if they won't piss off for a while, you fuck them up!
player b is waving fist and headbanging to Rammstein.
player b: "THAT'S RIGHT, n00bIMUS PRIME!! YOU SUCK!!"

by ganjaninja May 25, 2010

amazon prime and wine

Similar to netflix and chill but more sophisticated. You invite a girl over to "wine and prime" if you consider her to be girlfriend material.

Yo Jessica is definitely an Amazon prime and wine kina girl. She goes to the gym, AND has a good job.

by Rykdaddy November 25, 2015

Optimum Prime

a Transformer not to be confused with OPTIMUS Prime

Jackass.

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

primetime

The period in which a person is likely to be found pleasuring themselves in front of their computer.

Dude, where's Peter?
It's Primetime.
eww.

by Farzana Khan-Patel-Alam February 4, 2005

prime

Drunken Indian that can be found at a little place called desperatos.

Man im so fuckin primed

by criskoe July 13, 2003