pregnant valley

a small highschool in iowa named prarie valey.located in gowrie iowa. a school that has manny slutty chix. if u still have ur v card by age 14 u dont got to school there, shit if you havent had a kid by age 14 u don't go there!!!

abreveation: PV

pseudonym: slut school

Q:hey did you screw that girl u went out with last week?
A:no shit, she's from pregnant valley

by ft. dirty May 16, 2010

pregnant

What happens if you don't use a condom/rain coat or it breaks.

Ya wanna know what I say to people who get pregnant and don't want to?
"Ya should have had anal sex...or atleast have used a condom!"

by Scratch DJ June 15, 2004

pregame

A word used by stupid sluts and frat guys to describe drinking before an event of any kind. This can include a funeral.

Duuuude, some of my boys are coming over later, so we should totally pregame.

Hehee. I was thinking we should pregame at your dorm before we go to my semi-formal!!!

by Mark Snicher April 5, 2005

Mythic pregnancy from hell

The pregnance that a teen will get according to there parents where you can't get an education, job ect. because of it.
But in fact many women will a kid go to collage, work amd have an average life.
This it just another myth told to teens to try to control there sexuality.

What do you think about the mythic pregnancy from hell?

by Deep blue 2012 September 12, 2009

Prego your eggo

To impregnate a bitch.

Mom... Josh prego'd my eggo.

Can I prego your eggo?

by Emi1y April 17, 2008

Butt pregnancy

The act of being constipated to such extremities that a baby comes out of one's rectum after the first 5 painful waves of feces exiting the anus

Marcus: Dude, eating all those cream pies really makes me want to unload right now

Henry: Yeah, we should go unload together

(Both Marcus and Henry walk into a bathroom and each go in a stall)

Marcus: This is going well so far

Henry: Yeah, my dump is go...

Marcus: AHHHHHH!!!

Henry: Dude, are you okay? Why did you just interrupt me? Are you constipated?

Marcus: It's worse than constipation! Oh goodness, I think I have a butt pregnancy!

by G-Force da go go July 25, 2009

pregame

The act of beating off with purpose of increasing sexual stamina. Normally done 4-5 hours before planned intercourse.

Man i need to pregame tonight otherwise i'm going to prematurely ejaculate all over that bitch.

If i don't pregame I am going unleash the white thunder on that poor girl.

by Sdog October 26, 2005