An individual ,typically aged between 30-50 and is usually but not limited to being a male, who has reached a new low in life that they will camp out a pokemon vending machine and or a store and wait for a shipment of pokemon cards to arrive. Once the shipment or opertunity to make a purchase arrives, the typical pokemon scalper will transform into a maniacal state and start
foaming at the mouth. During a frenzy of them, they can obliterate a store's entire inventory of cards while doing considerable damage to isle and other merchandise mirroring the early days of black friday. Once a scalper gets what they want they return back to a waiting vehicle and sit
in the back seat with their gains, they typically are driven by either their parents or
significant other who is letting their other partner ride up front. A scalper then goes back home to sell the cards at massively high markup. Thus making it hard for actual pokemon fans to enjoy collecting.
Stu: hey guys i found a new way to make that bread! I have my
girlfriend and her
boyfriend drop me off and i go in and try to buy up as much
pokemon cards as possible then i resell them at a higher price!! I'm what you call a Pokemon Scalper