lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!

by Dr. WubWub March 5, 2015

Fiesta Plate Special

Noun, when a person has diabetes, hypertension, hyperlipidemia, and renal deficiency. Usually caused by eating a lifetime of Fiesta Plates. Occurs in about 80% of the Guam population.

Nurse - "Hey Doc, we just got a guy check into the ER"
Doc - "What's his past medical history?"
Nurse - "He's got the fiesta plate special"
Doc - "fuck"

by Milo277 August 17, 2015

Trap plate

To be pyscidellicly in tuned with god and produce lucid dreaming and to fall victim of waking up stunned.

#1 dude "Yo man I just ate my whole trap plate"#2 dude "yo you shouldn't eat that bro"

by G swing September 9, 2015

Plate

A weight at a gym weighing 25kg

Woahs that plate definitely feels like 25kg and not 20kg

by Profetional jimm ecspart October 23, 2015

Dinner plates

A girl with huge nipples

e.g. that whore has such huge dinner plates

by -G123 November 15, 2018

Dinner Plate Penis

An extremely long and wide penis, usually used to eat dinner on.

Yeah i ate my dinner on his dinner plate penis last night.

by CoolGuy1000005 October 25, 2018

plate surfing

The act of trying food on others plates at the table during a meal.

Judy never makes a big plate for herself but goes plate surfing off of my plate and yours.

by カヨ December 30, 2018