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Plant

Someone whom, much like a plant, looks good however provides no value besides aesthetic to the room they're in.
Tyler: "Did you meet Todd's new girlfriend?"
Sam: "Yeah, I did. What did you think of her?"
Tyler: "She seems like a plant. Cant say he doesn't have a type!"
by Hu Flong Shit April 26, 2021
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plant pot

an insult written by eylo
“oi kate you fucking plant pot”
by thisisnoteylo May 4, 2021
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House Plant

Someone who contributes so little that they’re a step above having to be watered twice a day.
That bus dev guy is such a house plant on these calls; like my English Ivy he contributes nothing.
by papitx June 7, 2021
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plant person

only the swaggiest of all
"oh hey ! theres the plant person, super swag if i do say so myself"
by °sxn_flxwer° May 26, 2021
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Polish Plant

When you take any garden plant/flower and place it into a hooker butthole, from which you dig and eat it out with your mouth.
I gave that lady a crazy Polish Plant last night
by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024
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ninja plant

In Counter-Strike, a ninja plant occurs when a player on the T side plants the bomb very early into the round, onto a defended bomb site, unopposed.

Ninja plants are commonly achieved using a sneaky smoke bomb, with a clever choice of movement, or simply by pure luck. Ninja plants are usually embarrassing for the CTs, as it shows their lack of attention and/or skill.
Seeing the poor positioning of opponents, the T player took a deep breath before sneaking onto bomb site A, managing to ninja plant the bomb before the CTs could get him on his crosshair. He then quickly hid behind a box, waiting for his teammates to arrive at the bomb site.
by unterwegs November 17, 2024
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