When you ask a girl to the dance and she says no, then you see her at the dance and a week after said dance , you get a crush on her. So now your stuck secretly liking her and praying that someone doesn’t finds out
by M@dn3ss September 30, 2025
Get the Crush-dance paradoxmug. The Infinite Shitter Paradox (ISP) is a paradox about how you go back in time to take a massive shit, and when you return everyone you know and love will die, and whoever survives will try to murder you with no sympathy.
"Have you heard of the Infinite Shitter Paradox?" "Yeah man, its scary. I cant believe that its real." "Yeah."
by bingledebop April 2, 2022
Get the The Infinite Shitter Paradoxmug. by NotPeter69 February 17, 2024
Get the Bootstrap Paradoxmug. Someone who is hot and cool at the same time, creating a patadox
The man posseses this paradox is awsome and all the girls like him
The man posseses this paradox is awsome and all the girls like him
by The paradoxer December 5, 2016
Get the The marmor paradoxmug. by GodOfEclipse's March 15, 2021
Get the Paradoxical Eclipsemug. When Julayne and me disclose to everyone that our Relationship was a lie. I.e. we were never a couple. We were just certifying our acting abilities in Hell.
If someone is getting too much over on Julayne's we introduce them to the Janet Paradox. Pair of Drs. Pair of Docs, Doc Martins. Air Where? Every Where.
by God, ~• The Devil June 13, 2025
Get the The Janet Paradoxmug. The idea that some women who are extremely attractive, also attract a large number of men who are trying to have sex with them, which increases the chances that they have been used, reused and abused by many men too before they gets to you, thus making them less attractive for a long- term relationship and/or marriage.
Jane is a super fun hot chick, great to date and have fun with but she is no marriage material, too many miles in her engine, it is the hot chick paradox, great for sex but terrible for a wife.
by Sa00 April 14, 2020
Get the hot chick paradoxmug.