Oh no, When Donald Trump Became President, we have to go to another country where Trump doesn't find us.
by Academic Enrichment November 15, 2016

by Sweaty_Mac May 27, 2021

Same for help i accidentally summoned a lemon
urban dictionary wants me to include the word so i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf
urban dictionary wants me to include the word so i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf
by SkyBeetle July 12, 2022

We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.
Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.
Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.
Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is
by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023

by Bum hole tickling bandet October 17, 2023

That one song that may or may not play when you enter the battle of the fictional character sans the skeleton who appears in the 2015 role playing game undertale and is a-
Screw it, I’m done. Here’s the song:
Oh you cant have links so I put the link in the tags
Screw it, I’m done. Here’s the song:
Oh you cant have links so I put the link in the tags
by Stmpwyfs is a good song April 12, 2021
