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my ass is soup

My ass is soup mean that you have sweaty ass cheeks
person: my ass is soup??
their parent/friend: I didn't need to know that (name)
by X_x-JJ-x_X September 24, 2021
mugGet the my ass is soupmug.

head up my ass

day dreaming about a guy/girl who will never be with you
Today I have my head up my ass about chris
by radical female May 21, 2014
mugGet the head up my assmug.

quack my ass

1)to shove a duck up your ass.
2) To say quack into someones ass hole
i order you to quack my ass
by Spoopy_taco_cat May 5, 2018
mugGet the quack my assmug.

angel my ass

The act of inserting a passion dust intimacy capsule into the anus instead of the vagina
"Girlllll, I told him to angel my ass before we try anal. Now I've been pooping glitter for a week."
by xXxCleverUnicornxXx June 20, 2017
mugGet the angel my assmug.

Abe in my ass

To have a penny in your stuck in your anal cavity
“Hey how was your weekend
Not good, I got Abe in my ass, I had to go to the hospital.”
by Thebest154787 October 1, 2019
mugGet the Abe in my assmug.

Half a Horseshoe in my Ass

"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025
mugGet the Half a Horseshoe in my Assmug.

My ass

THE THICKEST THING IN THE WORLD... "My ass" (jk im flatter than paper) 😔✌️
person: whAt is 1+1?

person: mY aSs
person: wHaT aSs
person: ö
by youcantwerkwhileinasplit November 3, 2019
mugGet the My assmug.

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