Oppression is using your position as an anchor on a cable news show to assert that an imaginary, gift-giving elf modeled after a Christian saint from Turkey is white in order to prevent people from being more inclusive. -daily show
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Get the White Oppression mug.An oppressed white guy is someone who thinks that words like 'cracker' are as bad as 'nigger,' and likes to pretend that when he uses the word nigger, he's not doing anything wrong because black people use it. Oppressed white guys also think that Feminism is a threat to their masculinity.
They don't realize that white men have not been disempowered by society at large, and pretend that they're under attack.
They don't realize that white men have not been disempowered by society at large, and pretend that they're under attack.
"So what if by using the word 'nigger' black people are reclaiming the term? I'm being oppressed because I can't use it!"
"I don't realize that freedom of speech is simply a legal distinction, so I should be allowed to say Nigger without anyone getting mad!"
"Boo-hoo, I'm a white male. It's so hard to be a white male."
"It will be a great day when a white man can finally be elected president in this country."
The appropriate response to any of the above examples is "You're right, oppressed white guy. Let me get my violin."
"I don't realize that freedom of speech is simply a legal distinction, so I should be allowed to say Nigger without anyone getting mad!"
"Boo-hoo, I'm a white male. It's so hard to be a white male."
"It will be a great day when a white man can finally be elected president in this country."
The appropriate response to any of the above examples is "You're right, oppressed white guy. Let me get my violin."
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Usually denoted by an elongation of the word meant to be opposite.
If you use it often, we use it everyday, everyone catches on. even girlfriends.
Created by: Gago
Usually denoted by an elongation of the word meant to be opposite.
If you use it often, we use it everyday, everyone catches on. even girlfriends.
Created by: Gago
Opposite talk:
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE chemistry: I HATE chemistry
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAALK MORE YOUUUUUUUUU: stop talking
WHen someone tells you to do something, you say MEEEEEEEEEE : I'm the last person to do it.
When someone tells you to do something and you
scream YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! : meaning as if YOUR gonna do it.
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE chemistry: I HATE chemistry
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAALK MORE YOUUUUUUUUU: stop talking
WHen someone tells you to do something, you say MEEEEEEEEEE : I'm the last person to do it.
When someone tells you to do something and you
scream YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! : meaning as if YOUR gonna do it.
by Gago October 2, 2006
Get the Opposite Talk mug.judy wrote a song about drinking, so ashley wrote a song about being sober. ashley is such an opposycat!
by jesika July 26, 2005
Get the opposycat mug.A verb defined as to "assail by criticism, argument or action" (dictionary.com). It is also used as a synonym of the word "dispute." to argue against something.
The media has substantiated enough footage to oppugn Hillary Clinton's claims about being in danger upon her arrival on her 1996 trip to Bosnia.
Husband: "Why do you oppugn my statements so much, honey?"
Wife: "Because you've been sleeping around with women behind my back, and I have the panties to prove it."
Husband: "Why do you oppugn my statements so much, honey?"
Wife: "Because you've been sleeping around with women behind my back, and I have the panties to prove it."
by Obama For Life April 15, 2008
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