Extreme Caution must be taken when entering jack pine savage territory. They are territorial, and may cook you for food if they are hungry.
The savages can be easily identified by their trailer park lifestyle, while usually owning more than 10acres. Often they will have multiple cars, campers, half finished projects, and other rubbish seemingly scattered around their domicile, but refuse to get rid of any of it for a plethora of reasons.
Scientist are unsure if the jack pine tree itself contributes to the savages behavior, or if the hole in the ozone layer has centered itself in the area leading to brain damage. However the savages tend to migrate toward areas already inhabited by the jack pine, or jack spruce trees.
Though claiming little to no income for most of their lives, they have enough vehicles, and other assorted reasonably expensive items such as broken farm equipment, that the IRS and Bernie Sanders, are looking for a way to tax the savages on their collection.
The savages can often be found at the local watering hole, from open to close.
They typically communicate within their community using a combination of English, grunts, and hillbilly. Dialects vary from one territory to another.
Headed up to the cabin, we had to drive through jack pine savage territory, we saw a couple of them adding a wrecked Toyota Corolla to their front yard collection.
The savages can be easily identified by their trailer park lifestyle, while usually owning more than 10acres. Often they will have multiple cars, campers, half finished projects, and other rubbish seemingly scattered around their domicile, but refuse to get rid of any of it for a plethora of reasons.
Scientist are unsure if the jack pine tree itself contributes to the savages behavior, or if the hole in the ozone layer has centered itself in the area leading to brain damage. However the savages tend to migrate toward areas already inhabited by the jack pine, or jack spruce trees.
Though claiming little to no income for most of their lives, they have enough vehicles, and other assorted reasonably expensive items such as broken farm equipment, that the IRS and Bernie Sanders, are looking for a way to tax the savages on their collection.
The savages can often be found at the local watering hole, from open to close.
They typically communicate within their community using a combination of English, grunts, and hillbilly. Dialects vary from one territory to another.
Headed up to the cabin, we had to drive through jack pine savage territory, we saw a couple of them adding a wrecked Toyota Corolla to their front yard collection.
by Redbull vodka May 27, 2022
Get the Jackpine savagemug. Savage 17: without care in the year 2017, completely absorbed in one's self in order to make the best of this year. Not having any concern for others feelings, benefits or liking.
Raymond has gone off the deep end, he is in full "savage 17" mode. I'd hate to be on the tail end of his wrath.
by MrSilkySensations January 17, 2017
Get the Savage 17mug. Person 1: "Help! Help!"
Person 2: "What's going on in there?"
Person 1: " There's a Savage Ghost whos shimmershamming and opening the yak all over the place
Person 2: "What's going on in there?"
Person 1: " There's a Savage Ghost whos shimmershamming and opening the yak all over the place
by Mr. Peyote April 19, 2011
Get the Savage Ghostmug. A sexy women who doesnt take shit .. loves to fuck .. and never lets any hoes bother her while shes sucking there husbands dick
by Flameboi98 August 21, 2018
Get the Savage barbiemug. A mother that does anything it takes to be her child's most bad ass influence. She will show total disregard for herself when it comes to her kids.
by NotoriousJG July 7, 2017
Get the savage mommug. Those girls are sassy savages because they told all the boys off. The boys was so embarrassed he didn't try anything with them again.
Those boys have NOTHING on those sassy savages.
Those boys have NOTHING on those sassy savages.
by $assy $avage #1 March 30, 2015
Get the Sassy savagesmug. by yoursavagemami January 20, 2017
Get the 22 savagemug.