sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

When someone shows you how to do something and you pay no attention whatsoever and therefore cannot do the thing they showed you to do
I know I just watched you put that windshield wiper on the car… but it just went in one eye and out the other
by Ositam September 9, 2021

I deserve not to gaze upon the Other Creatures of a Woman Being, lest they return my gaze and fill me with shame for having thought to try.
by dumpsterpumpkin February 11, 2025

by wakawakacloud1 June 2, 2023

A non-gender specific way of referring to your child's other parent. Almost exclusively used out of contempt.
by Cmonster81 January 7, 2023

by ItsHeyZues December 16, 2021

paul: ur mum gay lol
andy: ur dad lesbian
paul: ur granny tranny
andy: ur brother like the other
*universe collapses and paul rises to fucking hell and devil rapes his ass*
andy: ur dad lesbian
paul: ur granny tranny
andy: ur brother like the other
*universe collapses and paul rises to fucking hell and devil rapes his ass*
by uruncleraper69 March 13, 2018
