dutch stovetop

the act of farting in someone's face when receiving a rim job.

John got a dutch stovetop when he was eating Sam's ass last night. He sure got a noseful!

by soxpup November 14, 2007

Double-dutch

To jump two ropes simultaneously.

Double-dutching is harder than it looks.

by Moon Ultra December 22, 2009

dutch jumper

To drop a deuce in two different zip codes within 24 hours.

Greg became a dutch jumper after he dropped an imperial dragon at dave's house then at Chris's.

by chrisbwade13 June 17, 2010

dutch oven

while laying in bed ripping farts under the cover then puting somebodys head under the covers for about 30 seconds and yelling dutch oven!!!!!!!

dude last nite i gave nick a dutch oven

by sk8r4life5341 April 15, 2009

dutch threesome

When you masturbate with both hands.

I don't like to pick favourites so I decided to do have a dutch threesome.

by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017

Dutch Tuckie

The Penis and testicals are put into a condom then inserted into the anus .

I gave that whore a rough dutch tuckie

by Bretski666 March 16, 2011

dutch speedball

A potent mix of Diet Coke and Monster Energy drinks. Seems to be a local favorite of West MI business leaders.

I've had so many dutch speedballs today, I'm probably going to smash this horse statue.

by Irish Frisky August 27, 2016