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Thanks for coming to my TED talk

It's used when you say something important but that not many people consider or even think about.
thomas sharpe from crimson peak is one of tom hiddleston’s best characters please appreciate him and thanks for coming to my ted talk
by Linient May 31, 2018
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Thankful

What am I thankful for... Hmm...
Hym "I'm thankful foooooooooooor... My shear existential superiority to all others... A level of world changing brilliance that no man (or woman) with ever surpass... That no one can escape death... That God was both stupid and arrogant enough to create the impetus for it's own destruction and brazen enough to slight me specifically that I may kill it myself... Ummm... Meat. Cows taste good... Anime and Video-games and television/cinema are really reality's only redeeming quality... So those too... Carbonated beverages... And coffee... Aaaaaand... The signed portal gun Dan is totally going to give me. BOTH SIGNATURES DAN! Uuuuummm... That is all."
by Hym Iam November 24, 2023
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thanks af

"thanks af" or "tanks af" (short for: Thanks as fuck)
A way of exaggerating your appreciation towards something. Technically not grammatically correct, but PTG is 2 cool 4 school so he doesn't give a shit.
Person 1: "You can use the built-in Windows blue light filter."
Person 2: " Oh, thanks af!
by Ordeal August 29, 2024
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thank you ma'am

When you drive fast over a small hill in the road giving the feeling of 0G for a moment.
"Step on it, we can do a thank you ma'am here."
by Dirty760 July 24, 2021
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Thank You Pretty Pretty Much

If you want to thank someone sarcastically while nodding your head
Sunglasses required
"Who's Joe?"
"Joe Mama!"
"Thank you pretty pretty much"
by TrinicalLL September 24, 2019
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The permanent hint on every fucking poorly made Roblox cart ride.
It shouldn't really be used in a sentence since it's just used in a perm hint on roblox
and also that its a sentence itself
The maker of this map thanks xLEGOx for letting him/her use this track sections
by blokc August 8, 2023
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Thanks Gary!

When your spouse or friend annoyingly buddyf#@ks you.

Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".

Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.
I raced home to enjoy the last piece of cheesecake I'd been thinking about all day and when I looked it was gone. My wife had given it to the dog. Thanks Gary!...
by Lefty5string November 23, 2023
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