Marbles

It is 100% NOT a sport!!!
Marbles are for meaningless dweebs that have no other interests in life. People who play marbles and think it's a sport is most likely a virgin. Thinking that there's a "World Marbles Championship" and actually takes it seriously, is just disgusting. The definition of an actual "sport" is an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment. Marbles does not cause physical exertion unless you're doing pull-ups with your fingers. So...marbles is not a sport god damn it.

"Marbles is a varified sport, even my mom agrees" - Josh
"I agree with Josh, several marbles competitions were featured by Forbes" - Ethan

by joemama...__?? October 23, 2019

Mumbleer

When someone mumbles under there breath and your not able to hear what they say

The girl in the back is a mumbleer

by Tory 2x ! October 28, 2019

Murple

An insult, that fits in the category with words like, for example, bitch or slut.

Person 1: "Oh my god, she's such a murple
Person 2: Yeah!

by _mayan_ November 26, 2019

Murgle

To

murder a living organism by stepping on it

‘Oh look Jacob you just murgled that snail’

by SnailMurgler123 December 3, 2019

Murgle

To murder a living organism by stepping on it

‘Oh look Jacob you just murgled that snail!’

by SnailMurgler123 December 3, 2019

Murple

Vaginal fart made with meaty flaps.

Dude you look wrecked. Did she murple you last night?

by Slider1111 December 26, 2019

Murdlester

A murderer that is also a molester

"Hey little kid wanna come in my van?"
"Nah mane youse a fuggin murdlester nigga"

by Mfra1928 April 10, 2020