moose pants

pants that are really awesome!

those are awesome moose pants!
Your mom called and wants her moose pants back!

by ownerofthemoosepants January 25, 2013

Fairy Moose

A variation of saying fair enough

Oh, fairy moose

by High King Brosef October 27, 2019

Daddy Moose

Hits swamp donkeys in mlb the show. Refers to current second basemen for the Cincinnati Reds, Michael Moustakas. Meme created by @razziktv on tiktok

"IS THAT GONE? MOOSE, MOOSE."
"DADDY MOOSE, OMGGGGGG 😫😫😫"

by gaberod101308 February 3, 2023

moose in a mansion

A moose in a mansion simply means that a moose named Nate is standing quite flatly in a moose named Drew's mansion. It's often a part of an old polish language with such phrases. Often you may hear "a yellowfin in a penthouse". We do not know how these moose met or how the moose commonly named Drew aquired a mansion of such standings.

You are being a moose in a mansion right now, were you aware of this?

by $$$non$$$ January 9, 2017

Moose Knuckle

The act of inserting the penis all the way inside a womans vagina, during the point of climax while having sexual intercouse, so that the glans of the penis is "jammed" onto her cervix and then both partners ejaculate at the same time. This leads to the woman becoming overly obsessive about the man.

1. I moose knuckl'd my teacher last night and she passed me.
2. I want to moose knuckle his girlfriend.

by SilentJi43 September 8, 2019

Moose knuckle

It is like a camel toe but the woman has a fatter vagina than a woman with a camel toe

Damn her pussy is so fat its more like a moose knuckle instead of a camel toe

by Starr Hawn April 7, 2021

Tap the moose

(verb)
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon

2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?

1.

(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."

2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."

by DatBoiAJ October 7, 2016