Troll Monster

Scuzzy looking broad. Typically involving frazzled hair, too tight shirt revealing an overabundance on abdominal cellulite, track pants to reveal her fat ass, or a short skirt that comes way to close to showing that dirty camel toe. Often accompanied by flakey cakey overapplied facial make up, so as to hide her volcanic crater like pock marks. Generally smells of a Japanese fish market.

Cracked out slut.

Dirty bitch that tries to look trendy & sexy, but should have just stayed in the local Walmart as a model for snow tires ala Michelin Man.

Timmy - Dang would you look at the skanky bitch over there with the doggy style tat and the 70 lb. ass, wearing what should only be worn in the bedroom by a sexy bitch!?!?

Bill - Shit! I'm gunna go poke my eyes out man! What a dirty Troll Monster!

by Mr. Grumpy no.... seriously November 28, 2010

trilla monster

This term refers to the ultimate gangster--someone with massive swagger and who is always fly.

Damn, did you see that guy walk in the club? He was a trilla monster--he was makin' it rain and his swag is on full attack.

That nigga come correct 24/7. He a trilla monster for sure

by gangster8tor January 10, 2011

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

by matmudmonster September 18, 2021

Spaghetti Monster

A horrible Italian boss/manager that makes you work during the Coronavirus pandemic

“Ah he still ah makes me work ah, fucking spaghetti monster”

by Champagne Socialist March 26, 2020

Monster truck

Jeremy dont have one

no one:
jeremy: i dont have a monster truck so i leaving the group

by RANDOM USER 069 February 24, 2019

Monster Counter

A dude that likes to walk through crowds and count on his fingers the number of ugly or fat chicks he comes across is referred to as a Monster Counter.

1) When the old biker wasn't riding scooters or sharpening knives he enjoyed being a Monster Counter while strolling through the zoo on Tuesdays.
2) The Monster Counter was known by the others as being on the receiving end of the angry pirate.
3) The Monster Counter is believed to have a tatoo of the rope wrapped around his mobley nut sack.

by Petergozinya June 6, 2009

monster cock

Often referred to as an "M.C", a monster cock is an unusually yet pleasantly large penis. Large enough to leave a nice red mark when struck upon a ho's face but not so large that it leaves a bruise.

She awoke in the strange bed and looked over the edge. There it was, the tell-tale gold Magnum wrapper. She quietly added another check to the Monster Cock list and hobbled out of the room.

by LuvsMCs November 29, 2007