Monster truck

no one:
jeremy: i dont have a monster truck so i leaving the group
by RANDOM USER 069 February 24, 2019
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Anal Monster

A female who offers anal sex or has had anal sex with more than one partner.

"Anal Monster" refers only to a female, and does not apply to a female that has only had anal sex once.
"Tara is wild, yo, she wanted to have mad anal"
"That girl is an anal monster, yo"
by mynameisraquel September 25, 2011
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Spaghetti Monster

A horrible Italian boss/manager that makes you work during the Coronavirus pandemic
Ah he still ah makes me work ah, fucking spaghetti monster
by Champagne Socialist March 26, 2020
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The Monster Truck

The act of inserting four fingers clinched into a fist into a female's vagina and four fingers clinched into a fist into her anus, also known as 4x4'n
Mike drove the monster truck through jackie and ruinned the path.
by RattlesnakeRick February 04, 2010
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mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.
may we all be mud monsters.”
by matmudmonster September 19, 2021
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Monster Counter

A dude that likes to walk through crowds and count on his fingers the number of ugly or fat chicks he comes across is referred to as a Monster Counter.
1) When the old biker wasn't riding scooters or sharpening knives he enjoyed being a Monster Counter while strolling through the zoo on Tuesdays.
2) The Monster Counter was known by the others as being on the receiving end of the angry pirate.
3) The Monster Counter is believed to have a tatoo of the rope wrapped around his mobley nut sack.
by Petergozinya June 07, 2009
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monster cock

Often referred to as an "M.C", a monster cock is an unusually yet pleasantly large penis. Large enough to leave a nice red mark when struck upon a ho's face but not so large that it leaves a bruise.
She awoke in the strange bed and looked over the edge. There it was, the tell-tale gold Magnum wrapper. She quietly added another check to the Monster Cock list and hobbled out of the room.
by LuvsMCs November 08, 2007
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