I don't like Mondays

The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down
The Telex machine is kept so clean
And it types to a waiting world
Her mother feels so shocked, father's world is rocked
And their thoughts turn to their own little girl
Sweet sixteen, ain't that peachy keen
Now it ain't so neat to admit defeat
They can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reasons do you need, oh oh oh oh?
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down
Down, down, shoot it all down
And all the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with the toys a while
And school's out early and soon we be learning
And the lesson today is how to die
And then the bullhorn crackles and the captain tackles
With the problems and the hows and whys

And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die, die, oh oh oh?
The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like
I don't like
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like
I don't like
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down

by WorseThanHitler March 22, 2021

surviving monday

an awesome band that is kick ass and should be on MTV2 soon!!!

Woah that was a sweet surviving monday show.
those guys in surviving monday are super sexy!

by Coley-the friend of sibbie- January 27, 2004

Mexican Monday

Verb. - The act of pooping in a taco shell and feeding it to your sexual partner while doing them from behind.

Diera Mayhew gave her GF a Mexican Monday. But she messed up and called it the stinky chalupa.

Michael is a bitch.

by Zach and Chad February 23, 2009

monday arvo mix-up

A radio show on Launceston College radio station LCFM 87.8. It is presented by Alex Crowden and Josh Giblin live from the LCFM studio every monday afternoon from 3:40 - 5pm. It consists of mostly new rock music.

"I'm just going to tune into the Monday Arvo Mix-Up this afternoon."

by Alexander Crowden February 10, 2007

Middle Monday

The new name for Wednesday (especially in retail or business) when it feels like a week of Mondays and you are only half way to the weekend.

“How’s your day going?”
“Oh you know… it’s middle Monday so it is as expected!”

by Featherbayne April 12, 2023

Happy Mondays

excessively cheerful office workers with overly earnest or maternal natures

The woman who greets you with a playful "here comes trouble" when you pass them on the way to you desk.

by The Hipster Handbook August 4, 2004

monday noir

AKA. Black Lundi. Monday noir is the ancipated return of Dum Dum to the depot. The guy at the depot, even mossss of les miserables are dreading this daze because things have been relatively peaceful without him. His rant de jour will soon return though because the coffee is too forte at uptown and its too far wess of whoreleon, everyone uptown is an hassle, fbannat spend too much time avec les femmes, Mcsdats cans doesnt always call him exactly at 9:30 for le pause cafe, BDPHAC is a liar, the carpet is too bright uptown, the water has too many minerals in it, his chair is too soff, and that lady in fronts of him laughs too loud.

Guy, its monday noir; the fete at the depots is over, Dum Dum is coming backs to the eass end.

by Tom Mcgee March 14, 2005