Miss DHS

Tweeker chickwith one tooth, swollen leg, the clap, lookin to suck off any hard up homless fuck with a bowl of shit or a couple vicadin. She will steal your shit and help you look for it. Widely considered the best lookin tramp in Desert Hot Springs.
Annoying tourist: where are all the hot bitches?
D.H.S. local: its your lucky day Biff, Miss DHS is waitin in room 210 at the mineral. Go ahead and park your car here I'll keep an eye on it for you.
by DOGG3966 March 31, 2005
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Miss Assmerica

The winner of the Miss Assmerica pageant. The Miss Assmerica pageant is held to determine which contestant has the best posterior and will be crowned Miss Assmerica.
Here she comes, Miss Assmerica!

Oh baby, you should definately enter the Miss Assmerica pageant!

This years Miss Assmerica was stripped of her crown today in light of several allegations that she has not shown her booty to anyone public or private in months.
by chopswood January 09, 2011
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Miss Racheal

Highly pleasing or agreeable to the senses, especially of taste or smell. Makes one out of breath. Splendidly or showily brilliant or magnificent. Causes amazement, great wonder, or surprise. Is sexually suggestive or stimulating. Dominates by some special charm or trait and with an irresistible appeal which is impossible to resist.
When Miss Racheal walks into a room everything else fades.

Did you see Miss Racheal last night? Yea she look deliciously voluptuous!
by McTuesday August 26, 2008
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Hit or Miss

Definition 1
A song by iLOVEFRiDAY - Mia Khalifa

Definition 2
A Tiktok meme whereby someone goes out into public areas, for example, Walmart, and yells a sentence of the song by iLOVEFRiDAY - Mia Khalifa. After that, if someone replies with the next line of the song, this proves that that person is a tiktoker.

"Hit or miss!"
"I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH?!"

Definition 3
A song by Jacob Sartorius
HIT OR MISS? I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH? YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND, I BET HE DOESN'T KISS YA! HE GON FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WON'T MISS YA! HE GON SKRRT AND HIT THE DAB LIKE WIZ KHALIFA

"HIT OR MISS?"
"I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH?!"

I HEARD THAT LIFE GETS HARD WHEN YOU'RE OLDER. AND THE FUN STUFF'S JUST FOR KIDS. BUT WHAT I REALISE AS I GROW UP. IS THAT IT'S JUST A HIT OR MISS.
by MelonBed April 12, 2019
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missing link

The inexplicable phenomenon, when for no rational reason...you go a whole day without taking a poo.
Nick felt perfectly normal, yet he was acutely aware of not having taken a dump nearly two days now. Where was this missing link?"
by drbollocks May 21, 2009
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Miss America

Name given to a newly naturalized citizen of the United States, preferably female.
A: Did you hear Carole passed her citizenship exam with flying colors?

B: You mean the new Miss America?
by Ingaling March 31, 2010
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hit or miss

That show is so hit or miss with the comedy.
by SteveBobImpersonator December 15, 2010
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