midget

freakishly short people, dwarfs, often hilarious.

midgetisism has various types and intensities.

HAHAHAHAHA that midget is hilarious. (said by me while watching man show)

by justin March 27, 2004

midget

A man of small stature...

...Thomas Brock Jones

Guy 1: Holy shit that dude's a midget!

Guy 2: Yea He's like a little Brock Jones

by NG-6 February 22, 2008

midget

a person that eats ur pie and ur cookies and ur brain!!! someone u need to kill!!! they are evil!!!

kill that midget its evil!!!

by midget hater June 6, 2005

midget

a short person, under 4 foot 10 inches, prefer being called a dwarf,(not that we care), like to kick butts,very annoying

all the little midgets around the world are gathering to figure out how to kick butts the easiest- watch out world- here come the midgets!!!!!!!!

by lalalala May 7, 2005

slippery midget

When you let a midget enter all the way into your ass hole, and then turn around and shoot him out.

"Yo, we took Kenny yesterday and gave him a Slippery Midget and he shot across the lake."

by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005

midget pains

the pain that midgets feel cuz their small, or, a very annoying pain in the leg area

i bet that midget on jackass gets sum major midget pains

by kennyc August 3, 2007

midget in a stuff sack

when you cut open your scrotum and shove a midget/ little person inside of it. usualy done as a prank or to get revenge.

douche 1: man that midget daxtar stole my girl. im gonna give him a midget in a stuff sack!
douche 2: donkey boners taste good!

by kidney doner June 18, 2009