michigan

State with horrible drivers, too many shite Ford shitey Mustangs, spoiled brats, and jacked up roads, with car insurance rates high as hell.

Oh yeah, snow in June...WTF?!

"God I hate living in Michigan"

by Former-Ohioan August 10, 2003

Michmoop

(Mish-mewp)

Verb
When a person locks themselves in their room for a long period of time and creates an enormous study guide from one of the most dull books in the history of forever (Generally any assigned reading for English class will suffice).
The action of Michmooping is commonly done during a school break or weekend when everyone else is out having a life. Of course, a mandatory time to Michmoop is the day before a test.

Noun
michmoop.weebly.com
The coolest website ever. No arguments.

I Michmoop, you Michmoop, he/she/me Michmoop, Michmoop, Michmooping, Michmoopery, the study of Michmoop. It's first grade, SpongeBob!

by Mama M October 17, 2012

michigan state university

A university in East Lansing, Michigan. Mostly for the bitter students who did not get into U of M. 90% of the students are arrogant assholes from small towns in Michigan. They all dress the same too with that stupid as hell fugly North Face jackets. Most of the guys are unattractive, pretentious wannabe jocks or frat brothers. A lot of the girls are raging whores with bad fashion senses leading them into Wet Seal. There are the minorities who are chill or plain annoying and loud. There are wannabe scensters and farmers. This place is stupid- avoid it like the plague. I went there so i know what I am talking about.

Maybe there is something in the water, considering it taste like shit.

On the plus side there some reefer madness.

MSU is loaded with hicks. YEE HAW!

by Marissa624 August 31, 2005

michigan

1. A source of ridicule for Ohioans; the butt of many common playground jokes for young Ohioan schoolchildren.
2. Home of the worst football team in all time.
3. Funny lookin'

I hardly even know what football is, but I DO know that Michigan sucks.

by Random Ohioan March 26, 2005

Michigan

The state that sucks the most dick. ever.

"Have you ever lived in Michigan?"

"Fuck you"

by Ohio Killer December 28, 2005

northern michigan university

Northern Michigan University wants to ban smoking on campus anywhere even outside. They dont care about the rights of their students.

Northern Michigan university president wong: we should make NMU smoke free because it would be better and I no like smoke.

by sniper matt February 13, 2008

Michigan

Like, a REALLY big poo.

Fiona had a nice orgasm when Jonas dumped a Michigan on her chest and started titty fucking her.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 19, 2017