merch

1.can be used randomly when theres an acqward silence.
2.used to make someone laugh
3. good to use if your a dumbass

Llaina:what are you doing
Cheesepipe: merch.

by ling ling December 6, 2004

Mericles

1. someone who can't spell miracle
2. giving a proper name to a regular word

The patch is not going to be 16 gigs. it will probably not go live next week and the week after is if Mericles happen.

by collegejockWoW September 25, 2010

mereh

A gay sexual guy who is lesbian

Mereh is super gay

by Me Reh May 10, 2018

Check the merchandise

To have sexual intercourse.

Come on girl. Quit playing and let me check the merchandise.

by DiABLO_32 August 30, 2012

Hokey Cokey Merchant

The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.

"Knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra"

by Charles October 14, 2004

misplaced merchandise

(n.) Product(s) intentionally moved from one area of a store to another by a shopper with the purpose of making people laugh and/or smile.

Misplaced Merchandise includes, but not limited to, the following:

1. Putting the abominable snowman from the toy department on a box of Depends undergarments in the personal hygiene aisle.
2. Putting a banana from produce in the condom aisle.
3. Putting a bottle of Beano in the baked beans section.

by Misplaced Merchandise January 9, 2010

merch

The class of '06 seniors used this as their signature phrase. Now the fag Juniors in the d-wing down quad think that they are pretty cool for using it and making shirts saying it.

Alex: Dude, i get lots of merch.

Jae: dude, i wish i could get some halfway decent merch, but all i can get is my fellow quad members. I'm so original. LOLLOLOLOLOl.. I am an azn chink.

by Nathaniel hausfater November 21, 2006