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mexican micrometer

"Hey Luis, I can't find the calipers, man."

"Only gringos use caliper, this does same thing."
by K M August 4, 2004
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Mexican helmet

a flaccid penis laid on top of the head of another person. Particularly Mexican if part of it droops on the forehead.
I didn't like the way she cooked tonight's ravioli, so after she went to sleep I gave her a Mexican helmet
by cmonshelley May 1, 2010
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Mexican Parade Float

Mexican Parade Float

A definitive name for the 4 door truck or Extended Cab(carrying 10 - 12 people - usually Latinos) and the lawn service trailer filled with lawnmowers and weed eaters.

Mexican Parade Floats can normally be found parking in front of the neighbors house of the client, where there are several Latinos sleeping on and littering the neighboring lawns or going 20 miles per hour on the interstate, dropping yard debris in the road or proceeding at a Yellow light 1 second before it turns Red, as the entire truck population was busy watching something on YouTube on their phone to notice the light turned green.
Hey, sorry I am going to be late for the meeting, A Mexican Parade Float is blocking the road / my driveway.

What are all these Fanta Bottles on the yard - must have been a Mexican Parade Float passing through.
by senormule April 10, 2013
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Mexican Wetsuit

Swimming at the beach or pool fully clothed. Often jeans and a shirt or shorts and a sweatshirt. Common on public beaches in Southern California, more often among females.
I forgot my swimsuit, but the water was so nice, I decided to use a mexican wetsuit.
by bigpoppabear November 14, 2007
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Mexican trench war

When the girl is lying on her stomach and the guy fucks her ass cheeks while she shits on his dick.
One time in Tijuana I got a 2 dollar hooker and gave her the Mexican trench war. There was shit all over.
by giventofly November 6, 2009
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mexican shower

To strip naked in a public washroom and proceed to wash yourself with toilet water, using a urinal mint as soap.
Don't go in the washroom, there is some guy having a mexican shower.
by Reemo December 10, 2008
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mexican hotpocket

Step 1: Take a shit inside a sock.
Step 2: Throw it on the ground and then piss on it.
Step 3: Pick up and slap someone in the grill with sock.
Step 4: Repeat if necessary.
Larry is such a douche, we should give him a Mexican Hotpocket!
by Lazarus2 August 6, 2010
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