cat meeting

When you have multiple cats and they just lay around near each other or in Catloaf position doing nothing. In other words, you have say three cats and they just lay in the living room not to far from each other, doing exactly nothing.

*Walks into living room and sees his three cats just laying around and one is in the cat loaf position.

Joey: What are cats doing? Having a cat meeting?

by Sexymullatoboi March 4, 2019

Deli meet

When you meet someone while getting a hoagie at the local deli.

“Oh yeah Keith? We had a deli meet.”
“What kind of hoagie was he getting?”
“Breaded chicken”

by minibanana22222222222222222222 February 4, 2019

meet your creator

"Meet your creator"
With the word creator meaning god.
Meet your creator is another way of saying die. Because many people believe that when they die they'll go to heaven, and god presumably resides in heaven wich means you'll meet him.

Jimmy:"no, please! Have mercy!"
Bobby:"meet your creator motherfucker"
Jimmy: *dies*
Bobby:"HAHAHA"

by BobbyAndJimmyGetAlongQuiteWell September 11, 2018

apple and meet

Stiking yo meet in an apple and putting it up his/her ass and the apple fall off in the ass

We should apple and meet

by Bob_man666 May 21, 2018

moist meet

The moistest type of meat.

"It said that Poseidon couldn't handle moist meet.", said makiki

by moonboi May 24, 2018

meet

to French kiss someone in Ireland preferably Dublin area

Did you meet her today?

Yeah we met.

by bubblyspoons June 23, 2019

meeting Kim

v. Avoiding real work or important issues by attending a photo-op disguised as a pointless meeting with a feel-good premise.

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I would love to come to the council session where my dismissal is being discussed but I will be meeting Kim this evening. I ‘m told there will be cake.

by gnostic3 July 3, 2019