material check

To check if someone is as skilled as you, in terms of intelligence or artistry. Mostly intelligence. Used by Indian Institute of Technology alums. May also be an innuendo.

Normally a phrase of derision.

Oy, yarro, material check!

Material check!

Check your material.

by Samir Bhala December 19, 2007

materade

The opposite fictional beverage to gaterade. It's for the feeling when you want to give love to people around you.

Scientists are trying to make the materade in order to alter the cruel guys in this world

by Ygg November 3, 2008

maternication

when a woman goes out on maternity leave but her co-workers don't' get it so think she was on a vacation.

Cross between maternity leave and vacation.

We really missed you around here while you were on maternication.

by Mouse's mom March 5, 2011

materiality

The singer/songwriter Madonna's hit song "Material Girl" in the 1980's first used the term materiality in response to a reporters question about her hit song a decade prior. She described it in the interview: "...I feel materiality is part of who we are, the texture of our life. I just wouldn't be able to perform to my best without a real sense of it each time I appear on stage".

The materiality of our existence is one where lines, objects, and places have their own distinct awareness of themselves compared to the forms and feelings of adjacent spaces.

by Njorl April 19, 2016

maternal crush

When man feels that the woman is like a mother to him regardless of how old she is.

"I might have a maternal crush on you."

by Chickenrubber June 4, 2016

Maternal Velocity

n.
The average speed of a baby traveling through the birth canal. Based on the time from the beginning of transitionall delivery to the baby being fully delivered. This comes out to 14 cm/hr on average for a woman with a 7 cm long birth canal.

See also: Mom Speed

Dude, all I heard was my mom screaming and the next thing I knew, I was at maternal velocity.

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016

Matergaking

To say something that sounds dirty, but really isn't, either by accident, or on purpose. Just like how Matergaking sounds dirty, but really isn't.

Friend A "I just plowed for your mom."
Friend B "Wtf man"
Friend A "I meant I helped her plant seeds, I guess I was Matergaking"

by Gotcha the spider August 28, 2016