Miss DHS

Tweeker chickwith one tooth, swollen leg, the clap, lookin to suck off any hard up homless fuck with a bowl of shit or a couple vicadin. She will steal your shit and help you look for it. Widely considered the best lookin tramp in Desert Hot Springs.

Annoying tourist: where are all the hot bitches?
D.H.S. local: its your lucky day Biff, Miss DHS is waitin in room 210 at the mineral. Go ahead and park your car here I'll keep an eye on it for you.

by DOGG3966 March 31, 2005

miss cameron

Miss Cameron is a white, red haired English prick who teaches at st mungos. She loves to shag Wi big mr phee. Naw cunt likes her

Miss Cameron the cunt

by Aiden Gordon May 28, 2019

miss right

The usage of "Miss" as a title in the United States is most frequently seen when referring to girls under eighteen, subsequently, if she's right for you, her official title then becomes "Miss Right."

He knew she was Miss Right when he saw her in a bikini getting out of the pool.

by Dr. Candor October 29, 2015

missing link

The inexplicable phenomenon, when for no rational reason...you go a whole day without taking a poo.

Nick felt perfectly normal, yet he was acutely aware of not having taken a dump nearly two days now. Where was this missing link?"

by drbollocks May 22, 2009

Miss America

Name given to a newly naturalized citizen of the United States, preferably female.

A: Did you hear Carole passed her citizenship exam with flying colors?

B: You mean the new Miss America?

by Ingaling March 31, 2010

hit or miss

Robot Chicken

That show is so hit or miss with the comedy.

by SteveBobImpersonator December 16, 2010

Miss America

A very beautiful young lady with below average intelligence.

Don't expect her to understand this, she is "Miss America".

by Maya B February 26, 2017