civilians actually control the military in the united states. so why doesn't the civilians end war by fighting?
by Phil January 27, 2005
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Get the militia mug.A MiliTard is usually a cuckservative or Boomercrat who worships the ground that veterans walk on. Their adoration for our troops extends to the segments of the military that basically do the bitch jobs that you’d find at 7/11, which winds up enabling the lowest common denominators of veterans to milk their time doing push-ups for federal minimum wage as much as possible.
A MiliTard will do everything in their power to justify the shitty things that dumb men do after their time in service runs out, often bestowing privileges on them and chalking up their failures to PTSD.
A MiliTard will do everything in their power to justify the shitty things that dumb men do after their time in service runs out, often bestowing privileges on them and chalking up their failures to PTSD.
J: “wow, Bob the Veteran raped six kids overseas, got discharged, wound up raping several women at a frat party of a college he barely got admitted into as a 28 year old alcoholic.”
MiliTard: “well, you can’t judge him for that. Have you ever even served before?”
J: “uhh, no, why?”
MiliTard: “then you simply don’t know what you’re talking about. War does something to a man’s mind and you just wouldn’t get it. I suggest you know your place here, because I’m not going to standby and watch our heroes get degraded.”
J: “uhh, one of those girls Bob raped was your daughter though.”
MiliTard: “well, I’ve already spoken to her about not reporting veterans in the future. If we can enjoy our freedoms, my daughter can at least enjoy a little surprise dick.”
MiliTard: “well, you can’t judge him for that. Have you ever even served before?”
J: “uhh, no, why?”
MiliTard: “then you simply don’t know what you’re talking about. War does something to a man’s mind and you just wouldn’t get it. I suggest you know your place here, because I’m not going to standby and watch our heroes get degraded.”
J: “uhh, one of those girls Bob raped was your daughter though.”
MiliTard: “well, I’ve already spoken to her about not reporting veterans in the future. If we can enjoy our freedoms, my daughter can at least enjoy a little surprise dick.”
by DefMau5 May 8, 2020
Get the MiliTard mug.The Schutzstaffel (German pronunciation: ˈʃʊtsˌʃtafəl, translated to Protection Squadron or defence corps, abbreviated SS—or with stylized "Armanen" sig runes) was a major paramilitary organization under Adolf Hitler and the Nazi Party (NSDAP).
Also referred to as the Selfish Slags. A group of women from Okotoks Alberta Canada who can't think of anyone else but themselves. These women are a common breed and have multiplied over the years.
Also referred to as the Selfish Slags. A group of women from Okotoks Alberta Canada who can't think of anyone else but themselves. These women are a common breed and have multiplied over the years.
Having learnt about the Nazis in history class I have also recognized another group of Nazis called Hitler's SS Military
Related: The Selfish Slags (SS) are coming to the wedding. This makes me sick.
Related: The Selfish Slags (SS) are coming to the wedding. This makes me sick.
by Parr Adams April 20, 2014
Get the Hitler's SS Military mug.noun: The French high command's definition for a retreat or surrender where minimal casualties are suffered and the wine and cheese cellars are still intact.
French Commander: =Insert Snooty French Laugh= "Zis wuz one of our greatest French Military Victories"
Enemy commander: "We don't have enough room in our prison camps so we massacred off half your army and ate and drank all your cheese and wine"
French Commander: "Sacre Bleu!"
Enemy commander: "We don't have enough room in our prison camps so we massacred off half your army and ate and drank all your cheese and wine"
French Commander: "Sacre Bleu!"
by Mr Danish May 31, 2009
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On through the mist and the madness
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by {+}BaTtErY{--} April 28, 2005
Get the metal militia mug.The owner of a lowered or bagged truck, which defies the very purpose of a truck. Usually in disrepair or not running, driven by Tapout and Affliction attired homos. A minitruck is quite possibly the gayest thing since AIDS.
Jim always needs a ride, since he's a minitrucker...his truck is either down for repairs, or can't be driven in rain or snow.
by rallydood January 13, 2011
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