future milf

that one gal who always dresses as a hot single mum ;) sunglasses, stylish earrings, and a big-ass sunhat.
Kids mistake her for their mum. She will deny it. But we all know she's a future milf.

"That ones a future milf"
"definitely"

by nothingtoseehere^^ November 29, 2022

milf clip

hair claw that moms wear to keep their hair out of their face

Look at Claire, she’s wearing a milf clip.

by adoredrat December 30, 2021

milf magic

when someone has a child and becomes hotter

guy 1: yo that chick became hot when she had a kid

guy 2: that’s milf magic bro

by basedmp3 January 27, 2021

Milf Denny's

Heavan of fat ass and massive badonkadonks

Anon: dude I went to Milf Denny's
Anon 2: Dude, how you feel
Anon: Like I lost my virginirt

by Milf Dennys April 21, 2021

rain is a milf

rain is big hot milf from wales

rain is a milf

by irisisaqtxx May 8, 2021

milf hunters

A clan owned by Anya Parkinson To Hunt down Milfs

person 1: are you part of the milf hunters?

person 2: yeah! i love hunting milfs with Anya!

by yami in the darkness May 15, 2021

Budget Milf

A milf that is generally younger than 25, and will disappoint you by not coming with all the benefits of sleeping with a milf

Jack: “the gluck gluck 9000 was painful and it was traumatic, she was such a budget milf

by TheCousin127 May 22, 2021