Kansas Milk

Four honey buns and a handjob.

"I took her out to dinner and all I got was a Kansas Milk."

by Iced Cooley November 2, 2009

Baba Milanka

Baba Milanka is a mythical creature believed to have lived between the years of 2 - 2003. She is believed to have unlimited unimaginable prowess, and also is believed to have the power of the Sharingan eye. There is a myth connected to Baba Milanka and it is about a huge battle that broke down on the mountain of old age Serbia called Jahorina. The battle was fought between a mythical creature called Elias, and Baba Milanka. The victor of the battle is unknown, and the battle itself remains a mystery. The date of her death is also unknown, but it is believed that she was erased of the world by a higher power. The last time MIlanka was seen was on the sixth of June, 2003. Some people believe she has died, while some people believe she is still alive and well, hiding in the city of Belgrade.

Have you seen Baba Milanka?
Baba Milanka saved the world of an evil power that is Elias.

by Timotijevic Kosana January 20, 2019

millionster

millionster (mil-yun-stur) noun 1. an individual who in their lifetime will eventually become a millionaire. 2. a person on the path of financial enlightenment and stability. 3. someone who knows how to hustle money. see also Hustler. antonym of zeroster

ex 1. Yo kid, that boy is coming up in the world, he's a straight millionster.

ex 2. I paid off all my student loans and I'm on my way to the life of a millionster!

ex 3. Johnny's last name is cash and he's the son of Midas, no matter what he gets into he makes mad bling, a straight millionster son.

by Randomidous® February 17, 2007

Milk Napkin

Insulting phrase used to describe someone who acts like someone or something else, usually in order to fit in. A fake person.

Wintston used to play golf and wear sweater vests. But ever since he moved to the ghetto he's turned into a real chocolate milk napkin. Lately he's been selling drugs, spending all his money on fresh kicks, and listening to lil wayne.

Two months ago Margaret saw Danielle's grandpa take a shit in church. Now Margaret does it every sunday. What a wrinkly old milk napkin.

by WhatIfElbowsBentOutwards March 16, 2010

milkaholic

addicted to milk

im such a 1% milkaholic

by sammyboarder23 July 11, 2010

Milwaukee Doorbell

The act of incessantly beeping your car horn in front of a persons house instead of going up to ring the doorbell.

All right man, I'll be by your house in about 20, listen for the Milwaukee Doorbell

by Jrock414 April 24, 2011

Milburt

Funny Tweets, funny videos, and a direct descendant of the Putnam family(G.P. Putnam's Sons). Milburt is a revival of the Satanic Rockefeller bloodline. First appearing in 2011, Milburt has been on a steady rise ever since.

Player 1: Hey, have you ever heard of Milburt?
Player 2: Yes! I read his Tweets and watch his videos every day! They are so funny!
Player 1: Watch them more closely next time...

by A. Weishaupt September 30, 2012