Mexican Teletubbie

When you put your legs behind your head and your partner wears a teletubbie headband and bull rams the top of the headband into your Ass

Hey John any plans for tonight?

Ya dude I'm gonna Mexican Teletubbie my girlfriend tonight

by MTinside January 28, 2018

Mexican Heaven

The flea market.

Mexicans go to "Mexican Heaven" when they die if they've been good. Where jesus lives and buys chain steering wheels

by Mr Pickles August 4, 2012

Mexican Mudpumping

A sexual act involving 2 men: whereas man A gives plethora laxatives to man B (a mexican lad) to get his insides nice and juicy. Man A proceeds to swizzle straw the juicy nectar from man B's anus. Heretofore - pumping mud from a Mexican.

I haven't talked to Panda in a while.

Friend: Yeah, Panda got a new lover named Diego, and they've been Mexican Mudpumping for 2 days straight.

by TittyfaceJenkins October 20, 2020

Mexican overdrive

technique of letting a car roll downhill in neutral or even with the engine off.

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

Mexican inferno

when you cover your penis in purell to use as lubricant, then at money time u pull out light your penis on fire and blow a firey load jizz in her fire hydrant. then burn the house down using your still flaming penis as a lighter.

dude i used a mexican inferno on my girl friend last night and she broke up with me.

by rage quitter November 26, 2010

The Mexican Whistler

You take a girl out for a fine mexican dinner and feed her lots of beans(possible foods include bean and cheese burritos, taco), then return promptly home for a night of anal intercourse. Due to the intake of beans, she will probably need to release gas from her bowels(fart). While you insert your penis into her rectum she will fart and as a result of the presence of your cock being in her butt hole it will make a whistling sound.

Tom, you will not believe what i did last night. I gave Maria "The Mexican Whistler "

by Josh Menendez March 26, 2009

mexican landmine

Stepping on a the cap from a beer bottle with bare feet, typically occurs on beaches and inside of fraternity houses

Tim: "Shit! I need a band-aid"
Josh: "Mexican landmine get ya'?"

by Special Tim October 2, 2010