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The May Pooperson

When you have raunchy anal sex with monkeys and then have the 4 egg special in a rundown Dennys in South Central LA. You then go on to buy 19 cherry (NOT Apple) pies and rape them with a thorny dildo. Afterwards you stay up for over 3 weeks watching Avatar the Last Airbender whilst eating sumptuous ammounts of frozen peas.
"Dude I totally pulled the May Pooperson"

"...what the fuck is wrong with you"
by 5ma8mt November 1, 2011
mugGet the The May Poopersonmug.

May 18

The most amazing and gorgeous people are born on this day. They are forgiving and loving but may have a hard time expressing them emotions, make sure you check up on them often
Boy: she was so nice!
Boy2:yeah because she was born on may 18th.
by Y0ur m0m;)) April 18, 2022
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Lili-Mai

All Lili-Mai’s are very attractive and sporty. They will make you fall in love at first sight.
Bill “ I met this girl called called Lili-Mai”
Clive “ So what?”
Bill “ She was so fit and attractive, I’m in love with her”
Clive “ She must really be a keeper then”
by CheeseDeath May 9, 2018
mugGet the Lili-Maimug.

May 14th

May 14th is the first day Jenni is free from quarantine after being stuck in her mother fucking house for 14 months!!!
Jenni!! It’s May 14th!!! You’re fully vaccinated!!! You’re free!!!
by Oopsguessimmabitch April 30, 2021
mugGet the May 14thmug.

May 18

y/n kiss u
U why did you kiss me
y/n it is may 18
by Mcytfan <3 May 17, 2022
mugGet the May 18mug.

No gay may

You can't act gay for all of may
Yo bro I heard Fernando lost no gay may after he decided to sing Beyonce at the talent show!
by Basscrack November 11, 2019
mugGet the No gay maymug.

May 2nd

International angst day :) the day where fanfics are all pain and suffering
person 1: hey it's May 2nd, you know what that means?
person 2: oh god
by Yeshelloitme May 2, 2021
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