The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.
Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.
Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
by Lando Caljizzian November 13, 2012

by anonymous November 13, 2022

A type of synchronicity.
Working hard ain't gonna get you no where, because without Luck you wouldn't get noticed and would be left behind.
by anti the dip November 6, 2015

matt 1 : hey did you hear that džiugas got struck by lightning 5 times in the span of 3 and a half minutes
matt 2 : džiugas luck
matt 1 : fr
matt 2 : džiugas luck
matt 1 : fr
by bufu0 January 10, 2022

When you realize you've been getting by on massive luck and it finally hits you it'll probably run out someday thus forcing you to create an adjustment plan and then implement it. This is De-Lucking.
Yesterday I forgot the 6th month anniversary of my new partner and they still gave me a hug. Best I get De-Lucking the one year now.
by DeCryptIcon May 22, 2023

by clarisselaruesgf January 18, 2025
