Hairy Lightning Strike

Where one wets a balloon and rolls it in animal hair and while wearing socks statically charges the balloon, using the balloon as a condom and blowing the balloon up with air at the same time, shocking out come and spreads the bitch out.

The wife said our sex life was boring so i surprised her with a "Hairy Lightning Strike" last night... she wants a divorce and is taking the kids.

by xXsexbaloonXx October 7, 2020

Brown Lighting

Accusing someone of farting so much that they question whether they did or not.

I did not fart! You’re totally Brown Lighting me!

by Brownlight January 4, 2022

Dry Lightning

When male takes pride in the fact that his semen can no longer impregnate.

Do you have protection? Nah girl, I shoot dry Lightning.

Nah girl, that can't be my baby...I shoot dry lightning.

by Islands in the Kitchen June 23, 2022

Red_lightnin

A Diablo 2 LOD Nooblet

Hey im Red_lightnin. Im A D2 Nooblet.

by BaDaSsMoFo June 11, 2003

White Lightning

The act of simultaneous urination and ejaculation.

The other day i white lightninged all up in her, and now that bitch is sterile!

by sam_813 January 6, 2008

lightskins

Yes they are black...ish, they white side shines too bright.

"aye cuh we finna beat his ass or wat?" "nigga u lightskin foh haha." "bro whats wrong with lightskins?" "u aint black"-biden

by HunnidRackBoi May 26, 2020

lightning before the thunder

Premature ejaculation, as referenced in the song Thunder by Imagine Dragons

Thunder, feel the thunder thunder. Lightning before the thunder thunder. Thunder. Thuthuthunder thunder.

by MASTERoftheWisdom April 18, 2018