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Literally can't even

A state of absurdity that one "literatlly can't even"... Process, fathom, or deal with.
Donald Trump's presidency is an insult to American intelligence; I literally can't even.
by keepthew!ldw!ld July 10, 2017
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computer literacy

It is a goal that is unobtainable to at least 85% of the population of the world. It is defined by the other 15% of the population as the meaningful use of a computer without the end result being a fucked up computer and a call to a qualified computer service Technician (aka 1%er).
If you are reading this and your computer is not fucked up, than Congratulations on your achievement of computer literacy. The other 85% is counting on you.
by TJ The Tech Guy October 27, 2010
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I'm literally a communist

A term used to admit you're retarded, ignorant, supportive of dictatorships or possibly all three.

Gained infamy from a Guardian writer (see brain dead) named Ash Sarkar when she yelled it in response to Piers Morgan suggesting she loved Obama.
Ash Sarkar (alongside the many morons circle jerking of her "slap down" of Piers Morgan) claims to be against fascism, racism and oppression but communism has been responsible for the biggest suffering in human history causing Holodomor in the USSR which led to more deaths than even the Holocaust.

Communism installs a dictatorship, censors the media, imprisons political opposition and bans "wrong think" (so anything opposed or contrary to the communistic ideology of the state). In other words, it's little different than Nazism and thus fascism, those who say otherwise will claim willful ignorance to communism's principles and crimes against humanity often arguing "true communism has never been tested."

It has been tested and is still in place in a country like North Korea. Anyone yelling "I'm literally a communist" like Ash should receive a one way ticket to there and that includes half of the zombified users on the unitedkingdom and London reddit subs who honestly think communism can work.

Brain dead woman aka Ash Sarkar: "I'm literally a communist enjoying the free speech I can only have in a democracy!"

Twitter braindead communists: "Us too! Communism works...except when it didn't...which has been all the time...b-but one day it will when we get the right guy controlling absolutely everything! Now...where were we? Oh yes...down with fascism..."
by Smash Communism July 13, 2018
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Literally Give an arm for

When you get somebody's face or name tattooed on your arm.
Also can be known as "Literally give a leg for", which is the same thing only involves your leg.
Guy 1- "Dude. I would literally give an arm for that chick. "
Guy 2- "dude wtf so would i her face would look freaking hot on my face "
by streetsmarts2006 October 25, 2010
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f'literally

The portmanteau of 'F'real' and 'literally' meaning something definate and emphasising that fact. Most often used by instant messengers.

Can be shortened to F'lit, occasionally followed by an '!'
Person 1: So you scored with that cum dumpster then?
Person 2: F'literally! I've probably got itchy dick now!
by Will Ball June 19, 2006
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lifer

1) (noun) a best, best, best friend - for life; noted for their strange sense of humor and similarities to "facets of a crystal"; can be found playing concentration at night in the middle of a driveway
see also: sexual six, snine, the family
2) (adj.) a word to describe a certain old, black composition book filled with many pages of inside jokes, doodles, stories, and a pokemon card; used in conjunction with the word, "book"
1) It's always a wonderful feeling to see "lifers in the distance."
2) "Hey kids, listen to this! BUM-DA-DA-DUM-DA-DUM-DA-DUM-DUM-DUM! HAHAHAHHAH," she read from the lifer book.
by spolliewoo November 10, 2007
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Literal

A term used to describe a real thing, situation, etc.
A; I literally wanted leave at that moment.
B; I literally want to just go home and sleep.
by Princessgreer February 24, 2018
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