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San Fran Lemonade Stand

When in a men's urinal a stranger or lover comes up behind the pisser and massages the shoulders or ass to ease the tension and allow for a more exciting release.
by The inventor December 16, 2005
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LeJon

Leader of the Saints of Xat, feared by all, also designs.
LeJon is the boss.
by Sceptylos April 4, 2013
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Lemonade

A cheap drink little kids can often be found selling, though they don't really use water as an ingredient in the making process. Thus, giving it its yellowish color.
Little Brat: "Would you like to buy some lemonade sir? It's only 25 cents per glass."

Man: "Sure, I'll buy some!" (Drinks and starts to gag) "Hey! What you put in this... drink."

(Little Brat ran off)
by Misty117 June 14, 2011
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Lemon Frenchie

The act of urinating in anothers mouth, then preceeding to french kiss them.
Dude 1: " Dude, i totally Lemon Frenchied her last night."

Dude 2: " Sweet, dude."
by Rile Stile March 30, 2008
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Lemon Squeeze

The act of squeezing a mans balls with such intensity that he passes out from the pain and sexual stimulation, then proceeds to urinate all over himself.
That bitch put the Lemon Squeeze on him so hard it looked like he was swimming in a kiddie pool.
by RoughandTumble May 20, 2014
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Busting a Lemon

Taking your laptop to certain destinations, i.e. work, on vacation or school to play Second Life.
Disco Lemon is taking his laptop to Las Vegas so that he can play Second Life, therefore he is Busting a Lemon.
by Kesslinger January 14, 2009
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Lemon Pledge

A sexual act wherein two older or elderly men urinate on one another simultaneously. Name derived partly in reference to "Lemon Party", as well as the mutual nature of the urination being the "pledge".
"This old dude on twitter won't stop talking about Lemon Pledge, I think he might be in the closet"

"I just watched a video where two old bastards signed a Lemon Pledge, gross as hell"
by Cool Al Yankovic July 31, 2012
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