A tough, strong and powerfull 10 year Morris Illinois walmart associate, thank you for your service gail lewis
by Femboylover69 November 22, 2023
Get the gail lewismug. Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
by anonymous November 26, 2023
Get the Gail Lewismug. A kid that sits on discord all day, has the brains of a 24-year-old and an IQ of 250. He’s too humble to admit to how smart he is. An old soul in a young body.
Friend 1: Who’s that kid that’s so active in the server?
Friend 2: Oh, we call him Lewis. He’s chilled.
Friend 1: Is that his real name?
Friend 2: Idk, he just seems like a Lewis to me.
Friend 2: Oh, we call him Lewis. He’s chilled.
Friend 1: Is that his real name?
Friend 2: Idk, he just seems like a Lewis to me.
by NotALewis May 22, 2022
Get the Lewismug. A grease ball for a head and this name is normally for a autistic character or a person who is sad or isn't pleased in existence. every time you stroll into this character you can capture crabs as their female friend has them. They generally act very unhappy in class in each lesson and doesn't like making pals.
"oi Lewis your gay"
by Star07Wars January 11, 2022
Get the Lewismug. A junior high school containing grades 6-8 located in Wood River, Illinois. It is a crappy school with lots of bigots. A lot of the teachers there are very interesting. People love to make fun of them.
The majority of the people are white females. The most common practices include chewing gum and sticking it under desks, stealing pencils, threatening to beat people up, making fun of teachers, talking about pot, and getting detentions. Pretty much a normal school.
The majority of the people are white females. The most common practices include chewing gum and sticking it under desks, stealing pencils, threatening to beat people up, making fun of teachers, talking about pot, and getting detentions. Pretty much a normal school.
Person from good school: Where do you go to school at?
Person from LCJH: Grl I be goin ta LCJH (Lewis & Clark Junior High)!!!!!
Person from good school: What is it like there?
Person from LCJH: Ummmm idk, u wannt somme potttt????
Person from LCJH: Grl I be goin ta LCJH (Lewis & Clark Junior High)!!!!!
Person from good school: What is it like there?
Person from LCJH: Ummmm idk, u wannt somme potttt????
by MRM!! April 21, 2011
Get the Lewis & Clark Junior Highmug. 
Someone with a massive penis and gets girls if he thinks they are fit and is smart and will go from far to having a six pack with a good personality and will succeed in a lot of ways
Oh my god that lad is a right Lewis
Have you met my brother he's a Lewis
That boy over there is a Lewis
Everybody needs a Lewis
Have you met my brother he's a Lewis
That boy over there is a Lewis
Everybody needs a Lewis
by Truth teller 11111111 December 7, 2019
Get the Lewismug.