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by angryfriend62 February 25, 2020

Lannen

Lannen is the most nice and caring person on the face of the Earth. Anything she says or does will lift your spirits up in some way. Lannen is they type of person who bring everybody up but in the process is down on herself. She is the type of person who puts everyone else before herself in every situation. Lannen is also a very shy and quiet soul who will open up to when you know her better. She polarizes people with her positive attitude and her stuning good looks. Lannens are the people that you want to be best friends with. If you hurt a Lannen in any way, her other friends will haunt you because she is such a nice soul.

"You are so lucky that you have a Lannen in your life."

by FearINgNothing January 31, 2021

passing lane blindness

doing the speed limit or LESS! in the (left or) passing lane!
an individual unable to perceive the line of cars behind him/her, hugging their bumper; trying to tell them something.

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! YOU DUMB ASS!! -camp on a toilet!!! -makes one long for a james bond car!!! to 'fix' the problem!, ignorance; total non-understanding of ones' status relating to driving techniques.! STUPIDITY!!

that stupid ass has the passing lane blindness, what a dumb mother-fuck!! -might as well get out and walk!!

he has the passing lane blindness, and doesn't notice the tractor-trailer up his ass!!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

Burn Lane

The act of passing a slower driver in a turn only lane. This act is infamous for being really awesome when you execute it but really annoying if it is done to you.

Guy 1: Dude this dwiver is driving so damn slow.

Guy 2: dude, overtake her in the burn lane!

Guy 1: fuck yea, we'll get there so much faster now!

Dwiver: What the fuck asshole, why you pass me in turn lane?!

by crispykev September 30, 2009

Fast Lane Cork

When someone is clogging up the fast lane by going less than 20 mph over the limit. Typically, it's either a clueless geezer or someone engrossed in a dazzling cell phone discussion unaware of the constipation-like backup behind them. When the cork finally pops and the back up starts flowing, so do the middle fingers.

A freaking Fast Lane Cork made me late for work today.

by Slugworthy March 30, 2011

Alberta lane change

When having sex with a woman, and changing lanes on her with no signal at all.

Girl: Tom was long stroke plowing me last night and out of no where he pulled an Alberta Lane Change on me. It really hurt to say the least.

by Albertalane December 8, 2016

Left laner

The act of driving slow as fuck on a major highway in the passing lane.

"We got a fuckin left laner here, clogging up the passing lane. I wish these motherfuckers would just stay home."

by Fartstinker December 13, 2019