Good luck finding my waist after I drink this chia seed water
You won’t find my waist after I loose 6 pounds
You won’t find my waist after I loose 6 pounds
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Get the good luck finding my waist mug.When you are let go from a job, just look your boss in the eye and say, "Best of luck!" This is synonymous with "Go Fuck Yourself", but it is a much classier way of saying it.
Brian was downsized from his job - when meeting with his boss and getting the news of his termination, Brian looked Mike in the eye and said, Best of Luck! He then got up and left the meeting with his head held high!
by Mr413 July 3, 2025
Get the Best of Luck! mug.When you realize you've been getting by on massive luck and it finally hits you it'll probably run out someday thus forcing you to create an adjustment plan and then implement it. This is De-Lucking.
Yesterday I forgot the 6th month anniversary of my new partner and they still gave me a hug. Best I get De-Lucking the one year now.
by DeCryptIcon May 22, 2023
Get the De-Lucking mug.matt 1 : hey did you hear that džiugas got struck by lightning 5 times in the span of 3 and a half minutes
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by bufu0 January 10, 2022
Get the džiugas luck mug.A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
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