red lobster 

a sexual act wherein a man fists a menstruating woman and pinches her cervix

"After I removed Jane's tampon with my teeth, she writhed in ecstasy as I gave her a red lobster"

red lobster by MJO/BEL September 29, 2006

rock lobster 

meaning cooler than cool better than better and awesome-r than awesome

1.dude your shoes are totally rock lobster
2.youre pretty rock lobster bro
3.this example isnt so rock lobster

rock lobster by fshleigh aletcher (; October 15, 2008

Red Lobster 

When a young man is unable to find proper lubricant and opts to use non-standard items to do the job, thus causing a painful red flare (irritation) in either the vagina or anus. This phrase originates from #Demonoid.

"So I had no lube; I heard douche was made from alcohol and water so I took a little bit of alcohol and a lot of water. We used that but she wound up crying all night over her red lobster."

Red Lobster by dannofthursday September 18, 2008

rock lobster 

Someone who is extremely sunburned to the point of skin cancer

Person 1-"that old guy in the beach house next to us is a rock lobster"
Person 2-"haha yea he is"

rock lobster by u know who it is October 2, 2007

business lobster 

The single most amazing, dominating basketball team in the western hemisphere.

Trojan Man 1.- I hear we play the business lobsters next game
Trojan Man 2.- Holy ass-caking dick tits, i shit my pants

business lobster by The Business Lobster November 22, 2009

Ghetto Lobster

A Red Lobster in a really Ghetto location with staff and clientele to match.

That location is a seriously Ghetto Lobster.

Ghetto Lobster by Zer0_Divide August 20, 2012

boil a lobster 

Accomplishing two things by doing one.

Similar to "killing two birds with one stone."

Let's boil a lobster and buy some snacks when we stop for gas.

boil a lobster by Akerman88 May 12, 2011