Lobster

When showering with a guy, he puts soap on his hands and tries to grab your titties. He cant and its like he's trying to lobster your tits.

Hey Philip, wanna try and lobster my titties?

by redrocks February 25, 2020

Lobster

A person who is currently single and has let to be in a serious relationship; forever a loner.

-You *still* don't have a girlfriend?
-Yeah, I'm such a lobster

by Ijamma1948 November 06, 2014

Lobster

on the female pubic hair like crabs but they evolved.

DAUMMMMMMMMMMM TORI YOU GOT THE LOBSTERS!!!

by sortakindajo February 18, 2018

Lobster

Soul-mates. Friends reference

"He's her lobster!!!"

by snooby-doo March 06, 2018

Lobster

When a partner places his or her thumb in rectum and fondles and cups testicles simultaneously.

Got an awesome lobster of missus last night

by Hounds December 15, 2016

lobster

lobter? no. l o b s t e r

lobtser?
no. l o b s t e r
ohhh... lobster!
yes.
lobter?
ok.

my wife took custody of both my kids. she filed a restraining order against me. the judge granted her a restriction order to protect her from further "hArrasSment". now i am not allowed within 100 meters of her and my kids due to the restraining order. lobster.

by iamnotanalchoholic April 07, 2025

lobster

a person who is a silly, stupid, and crazy person (or crustacean)

gay person

guy: yo man you're such a lobster.

by clickclak February 24, 2022