lppl

hokkien (chinese dialect), commonly used in singapore. literally means to bang your balls against your dick. used when you are stuck in a situation and no matter how you try to change it, the end result is the same.

girls walk around shopping centre looking for shoes. all the shops offer the same price.
she ends up in a shop.
store owner notices her for a long time already and tells her: "hey girl, c'mon, don't lppl already. come to my shop, i give u a better price than others. walking around won't help at all right?"
girl obviously gets very pissed off.

by unknown x February 16, 2005

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boredom

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by TacoLackoBurritoBoii January 12, 2021

LPG

Limited
Penis
Growth

Bro have you heard that Quentin has got LPG?

Whats That??

Limited Penis Growth my bro

by THOT HUNTER 69 February 17, 2019

LP8

(Adjective) 1. Anything in an embryonic stage. 2. Radiohead's highly-anticipated eighth studio album, with no discernible release date. 3. A person's state whose skull has exploded from not knowing any additional information regarding Radiohead's next album.

1. "In the beginning of his mother's pregnancy, Timmy was nothing more than a tiny little LP8."

2. "We finally settle a moon colony then when word came round that Radiohead's next album had no release date, the colonists' brains burst out of their heads rendering them completely LP8 and suddenly we had a real situation up here."

by Jimmy Bee January 22, 2009

Loose Pussy Disorder (LPD)

Term referring to any skank, whore, slut, hoochie momma, or any combination thereof that has a loose vagina because she has fucked a godam ridiculous amount of guys.

Natalie: So what did you over summer?
Stephanie: Fucked like 100 guys. Couldn't help myself, I'm a skank at heart.
Some Random Guy: You got that Loose Pussy Disorder (LPD)bitch!!!!!!!

by Green Curry and the Fickler August 3, 2009

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Often typed in search bars, this word is being typed when a person is so bored they reached this point of keyboard boredom (qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq) and somehow still haven't killed themselves.

I don't even know what to do in life anymore other than type lpokmnjiuhbvgytfcxdreszawq anymore

by reallynotgarbo November 15, 2020

LPS

Leaky Penis Syndrome - Where no matter how much you shake, rattle, rock and roll the last drop of pee doesn't come out until you put your pants back on.

Dude, why are your pants wet?
LPS man.
I hear that. High five.

by Swiad To Black November 23, 2007