Karl Hamburger

The act of defecating on your partners chest, and then using your buttocks to smash the stool into the shape of a hamburger patty.

Andy enjoyed the feeling of a fresh Karl Hamburger before bed.

by Dallydooley January 7, 2024

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karl ove

when you cut your face in a bar bathroom because your brother is getting along with your girlfriend

i feel so happy i could Karl Ove

by absynthe_paris November 17, 2020

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Karla is the most beautiful, gorgeous,and kind girl anyone will ever know. She smart as fuck, her style is fucking amazing. She's so sweet caring, loyal. She sassy and can fuck up your life if you do her dirty, so don't fucking treat her like shit . I'm doing the best I can to put what she means to me and what she's like into words but sometimes the Best things in the world can't be explained with words. if you have a Karla or if you have my Karla I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD YOU BETTER KEEP HER because for me she is the best thing that's ever happened to me. I would give my life up for her if I needed to. She has always been there for me through thick and thin, through trying to kill myself, through the worse breakup I've ever had, through me crying to her. I love her with all my heart. She is a sister to me and I would never trade her for anything. I love her so much and appreciate everything this fucked up ass world has put me through. She fucking family, my sister. I love her with all my fucking soul

Karla is the best dude

by Edwin and Brandon July 18, 2019

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Karl G

the hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet. he is so smexy and funny asf

i just met this hot funny dude and i bet him name is Karl G!

by wiseman2848284828 May 31, 2022

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acting a Karl

When you are the buzzkill of the party - taken from the character Karl from the show "An Idiot Abroad."

Also a curmudgeon.

Ex:

David - "Let's go steal some Christmas lights."

Dorothy - " I don't want to. I don't like jail. It's illegal. I have a mortgage."

David - "You are acting a Karl in what could possibly be a fun situation."

by Sydney Coles June 11, 2012

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Karl Matthew

Karl Matthew is a Son of Kerrel amd Michelle . He has a strong personality , a totally different from other guy . He is super natural , a cool handsome guy like his father . He is also a loving person , he think always for good of his family , friends and other people who need his help because Karl Matthew is like a member of Dragon ball , he is a super saiyan .
If you see him around you will be amazed of his super power .

by Karl Matthew August 28, 2021

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